Tag: humor
group name: todaysclutter
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March 17, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Once upon a time...
I wish this were a fairy tale. But it's not. This is the first in a series of vignettes about the adventures of spending a week in charge of my own life, while . . . more
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
Buddy Rich had the beat. Levon Helms has it now. Beat the drums slowly or hang it high. The drum is power-Ringo knows. It makes a brave man weak and a weak man strong. The dance of the drums calls to the . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
I was told that I could make a recipe' sound exciting. Lets see if I can. Especially since I don't know any, because I am a most dreadful cook.
OK, Basic Baked Chicken . . . more
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July 29, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
I know that in my writings up til now, about my family, I have not shared with you about my Big Brother from Southern California. Mostly because I rarely see him. But also because it . . . more
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June 18, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
Extremely important information that all God-Fearing Americans should know about Barack Obama!
Learn the truth by clicking this link!
Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book . . . more
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July 27, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
We have an adorable gray and white cat named La Lune. From her first days in our home, she has always been a little temperamental. My dog, Baby, didn’t seem too worried about the little fur ball . . . more
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August 11, 2008 09:25 AM EDT --
It's not that he cheated on his wife. I'm too jaded to be worried about some stupid guy that can't keep it in his pants. The fact that a powerful politician cheated on his wife . . . more
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July 02, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
Four might be true but one might be false, He started this, lol.
His favorite drink is dandelion wine with a twist of lemon
. . . more
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August 20, 2007 03:40 AM EDT --
Before I continue, let me just say this: I mean no offence to John Philipp. Gidday John. Long time listener, first time caller. You’re great. Seriously, I love your work. Let’s do lunch sometime. . . . more
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January 17, 2008 09:29 PM EST --
C Commenting around a bit last night
H Happened to read a piece that hit me right
I It was telling the Chinese sign under which you were . . . more
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December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . . more
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September 08, 2007 04:57 AM EDT --
Let's just say right from the start that yes, I have blond hair. I also have an undergraduate degree (3.9 GPA), and a master's degree (4.0), all from well-respected universities. I have studied . . . more
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August 10, 2007 08:35 PM EDT --
E.G.: Buenas tardes, Señora Jeanz.
Jean F.: Uhm... It's "Jean".
E.G.: I beg chour pardon?
Jean F.: My name. . . It's "Jean", not "Jeanz". "Jeanz" . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
After my recent experience, I think I am capable of liberating gold from Fort Knox. Seriously.
Warning: Rant in progress.
I purchase the Oscar-winning movie, The Departed , to add to my growing . . . more
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July 11, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, . . . more
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May 01, 2008 10:28 AM EDT --
Some people have the problem of their families pestering them over every little thing. Your sister calls to complain that her car won't start. Your mom calls to complain about . . . more
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July 14, 2008 10:07 AM EDT --
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080714/ap_on_re_us/shirtless_mormons;_ylt=AoFEfxqLFkK6ZwYJg8.6llw7Xs8F
Two thoughts:
1. It's a shame the creator got excommunicated. The calendar seems . . . more
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November 30, 2007 08:29 PM EST --
I received this in an email today:
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.
These are real notes written by parents in an Alabama school district.
Spellings have been left intact. . . . more
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