Tag: funny
group name: todaysclutter
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
I was told that I could make a recipe' sound exciting. Lets see if I can. Especially since I don't know any, because I am a most dreadful cook.
OK, Basic Baked Chicken . . . more
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July 24, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
My son. Birthdate 3/1/81. He was born in the first year of my sobriety, so I was not only crazy from getting sober and off the streets, but my hormonal activities were a scrambled nest . . . more
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November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.
A Fart
A fart it . . . more
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December 12, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
Does anybody care? I do. A lot spelled alot is simply wrong. I see it all the time. It's driving me nuts. Short trip you say? You have no idea. Do you have . . . more
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July 27, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Two days ago I went to my home town to my dentist, and when I came home I wrote about some of the deepest pieces that make up 'my life.' After I wrote that, I recieved . . . more
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July 29, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
I know that in my writings up til now, about my family, I have not shared with you about my Big Brother from Southern California. Mostly because I rarely see him. But also because it . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
more
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September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . . more
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September 10, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
My 5 and 4 year old sons have been trying to learn how to correctly say, "Potato".
At first they were both saying "Tomato" for "Potato". Now my 5 year old is saying, "Potamato". . . . more
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September 07, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
Have you ever had one of those moments when all you could do is shake your head? Well last week I had just such a moment.
I was preparing to return to nursing school and had a few extra bucks so . . . more
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . . more
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December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . . more
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April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
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November 28, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
(The "funny headlines" are in BOLD. My "comebacks" are in italics beneath each one...)
Plot to Kill Officer had Vicious Side
(oh, sure... dwell on the negative…) . . . more
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August 09, 2007 12:49 AM EDT --
Do you have a stupid crook story? I just read about one in Michigan in an AP article.
This man goes into a Chase bank to rob it, but forgot his bag to carry the money.
I've . . . more
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December 07, 2007 09:42 AM EST --
(For those of you that hate snow you'll think I am crazy. For those of you that like snow, the few that there are, you'll know what I am talking about.)
I fell asleep early last . . . more
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July 11, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, . . . more
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July 24, 2008 08:28 PM EDT --
While taking our evening walk, my husband and I spotted a pack of skunks. Actually, it was a mama and about six babies. They were walking across an empty lot next to several new houses. . . . more
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November 30, 2007 08:29 PM EST --
I received this in an email today:
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.
These are real notes written by parents in an Alabama school district.
Spellings have been left intact. . . . more
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